Many of you may be asking yourselves this very question. What is lag? To me, lag is defined as the occurrence when you don't know what to say, or what to do, and something might have befuddled you in the past 30 seconds or so and you have no idea how to respond. The only sure cause for a situation like this is lag. Lagging is the number one cause of communication failure in humans ages 10-65. It is a widespread disease of communication but that doesn't stop it from being funny. lol.
This is my blog where i plan to write about whatever comes to my mind and hope that some people actually read it, despite its nonsensical manner. I hope who ever reads these posts are entertained by my writing, but if you find me dull, strange or foolish, there is an old time-tested scapegoat that many before me have used and gotten away with: it was just lag!
So as you continue to read my posts, if you choose to, keep in mind that lag is everywhere and if you don't understand something in the world, or maybe you just don't think it was funny, it was probably just LAG.
I found a supplementary definition for "lag":
ReplyDeleteLag (n.) "A mysterious force of nature which acts as an universal scapegoat for one's total lack of worth." see also: Peter